ELBUMMERADO (appologies to EA POE)

Richly pumped up pundit knight,
On TV and the radio,
Journeyed for miles droning his piles,
In search of Elobummerado

But he grew vexed, this knight so hexed--
And or'e this wizard spun a vacuum--
As he found no sight or sound
Of a working case of Elobummerado

As his moronic schemes failed him it seems
He met a pilgrim Patriot
"Patriot," said he,
"Oh Where can it be --
This eutopian Elbummerado?"

"Over the mountains of the regs,
Down the Valley of the Taxman,
Lie boldly lie,"
The Honest one replied,--
"If you seek to pitch Elobummerado."